My housemate is a geneticist and she plans to use her degree to create a goldfish sized whale.
Did she also consider a whale sized goldfish?
The concept was deemed terrifying.
TODAY IN SCHOOL I WAS LISTENING TO THESE TWO GIRLS CONVERSATION AND THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT BLOW JOBS AND THE ONE GIRL WAS LIKE “DO YOU SWALLOW CUM?” AND THE OTHER ONE WAS LIKE “NO I HEARD SOMEWHERE THAT YOUR STOMACH DOESNT DIGEST IT AND IT STAYS IN YOUR STOMACH FOR 7 YEARS” AND THE OTHER GIRL WAS LIKE “I THINK THAT’S GUM” AND THE OTHER GIRL WAS LIKE “NO IM PRETTY IT’S CUM” I HAD TO WALK AWAY TO KEEP FROM BURSTING OUT LAUGHING
i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous